Hwasin: Controller of the Heart
The definition of being fake.
[Hwasin]
Please be honest!
The winner is... Park Ji Young!
She couldn't dare swear at her.
Me? Me?
What is this?
I hope I am dreaming.
Hey, she's hotter than Kim Hee Sun.
I only look old right now. It has to be fun for everyone.
How dare you call him Jae Sang?
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[New and hot talk show starting now!]
Please roll the cameras!
[Discovery of a problem]
[Hong Suk Chun, Kang Hye Jung, Park Ji Young, Jeong Man Shik]
[Today's skit takes place at the house of a newlywed couple]
Seriously, why is your boss coming here at this hour?
I'm sorry, honey. You know what kind of person he is.
If we don't let him in, I don't get promoted and I can't buy you new hand bags.
Hand bag? I'll let this go since you're buying me one.
Mr. Jeong, I am here.
- Mr. Yoon... we were waiting for you. - Ah, that's good.
Right at this moment. Right here.
Is the handsome Mr. Yoon here?
- Who, who is that? - She's my wife.
- Really? - Yes, yes.
Right at this moment. Right now.
- Nice to meet you. - Hi, handsome Mr. Yoon.
Please take good care of my husband.
Of course! It's a request from a very beautiful--
Wait, wait, wait!
- You're tired, so you go to bed, honey. - Okay, you two have fun.
Mr. Yoon.
Yeah, that does happen. There are people like that.
[In total sympathy]
Mr. Jeong, I feel too tired.
- Can you take my socks off for me? - Huh?
Right at this moment, all that I am.
- Don't want to? - No, it's okay.
Don't you want to get promoted?
I'll take them off for you, of course.
How is it?
[Shocked]
- So? It doesn't smell, does it? - It's... it's moist.
- You said it's wet? - No, I said it's moist.
Right? Everyone loves the smell of my feet.
[Shocked and terrified]
Everyone seems to love my feet. Okay, okay, let me have it back.
- Let's get some drinks. - Yes, sir.
I heard you used to be a singer. Let's hear it.
Mr. Yoon, I was once an idol, but I didn't sing.
So you won't sing?
Mr. Yoon, I'm good at telling stories. Let me tell you funny stories.
Don't you want to get promoted? You want to stay stuck there for the rest of your life?
I'll sing.
[Mr. Yoon, Loving You]
[Good]
[Smiling when facing him]
[Hating it when he's not looking]
[This is the situation]
Not sure whether you should laugh or cry.
There were moments where you felt upset, but you had to put up a front.
When are the moments that you have to be fake?
[A round of applause for Kwang Hee who gave an enthusiastic performance!]
[Hwasin]
The focus of today's show is
about the moments when it helps to be fake.
I noticed that when he was acting, it didn't look so authentic.
It was so hard to watch.
Having to applaud Hwang Kwang Hee's awkward performance.
What was this?
[I thought he danced it well?]
- How should have I done it? - You need to feel it.
Please play the music for him.
[Totally into it! Loving You?!]
[Feeling uncomfortable?]
Why are you dancing beside me?
[Poke of love]
['You need to dance like this!']
- Wow, he's good. - Only because he's seen us dance it too.
Jeong Man Shik
Show us! Show us!
He told us he used to be a big fan of Seo Tae Ji.
Right.
He was a huge fan so he learned the dance moves.
- Please play the music! - Is this how things work around here?
Go for it.
[A cutie pie version of 'Loving You' by 40 year-olds!]
[Cutie Cutie]
[He's an actor you want to dance 'Loving You' with!]
He made it entertaining!
Poll: Moments when it helps to be fake? [Voters split into age groups]
For starters, I think some actresses may actually feel that way, but...
During awards ceremonies, right?
When their names aren't called, the actresses are like...
Because it looks like they are genuinely happy for the winner.
They act like that, right? I wonder how they really feel inside.
Also, in truth... As you know, I've hosted many award shows.
The production staff already knows who won the award, right?
They tell the camera directors who the winner is before it's announced.
'All right, Hwang Gang Sun is getting the award, so get closer to Hwang Gang Sun.'
Camera directors wait in front of the winner.
So they know who's going to win it.
But when they call, 'Hwang Gang Sun,' they go, 'Me? Me?'
But the camera was waiting right in front of them all along.
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
It would be better if each candidate had one camera waiting in front of them.
I think it would be embarrassing to pretend like that.
- Park Ji Young, recently you won best actress. - Yes.
[Congratulations on winning best actress at the Bu Il Film Festival!]
- Did you know that beforehand? - Yes, at the Bu Il Film Festival...
they tell you if you won beforehand.
- You have to go all the way down to Busan. - Since it's a long trip, right?
Imagine three other people going back empty-handed. Wasted train fare!
[It takes a lot of mileage, right?]
When they call the names of the candidates, 'Kim Hee Sun, Kang Hye Jung, Park Ji Young...'
When they shout, 'Park Ji Young!' a camera is on you too, right?
Right.
'The winner is...' Hee Sun, your turn first, on camera.
Park Ji Young!
[Enthusiastic congratulations!]
- You've got to. - Okay, let's see how you really feel.
Now, the winner is... Park Ji Young!
Why did they invite me here?
[Hee Sun has zero insincerity!]
[The best!]
That's so real.
It's like, 'Why would they invite me here when I'm not even the winner?'
What if someone you weren't close with got the award?
Someone that I dislike?
Do you still act like this?
Kang Hye Jung as well. Let's see her reaction.
The winner is... Kim Hee Sun!
[Smiling ear to ear!]
Now, let's see how you really feel.
The winner is... Kim Hee Sun!
What did he say?
[This can't be...]
I think her real reaction might be a lot stronger.
She wasn't being honest even on this one.
Let's see how Park Ji Young reacts.
The winner is... Kim Hee Sun!
Oh, Hee Sun!
I would hug her! And keep smiling.
Okay, now how she really feels.
The winner is... Kim Hee Sun!
She couldn't dare cuss at her.
She can't cuss since she's on air.
- She wanted to but couldn't. - She swallowed it down.
I expressed it as a snort instead.
Let's do the best actor award.
The winner of the best actor award is...
- Shin Dong Yup! - Ah...
Get the car ready.
[I don't care. I'm going.]
[And then...]
[You truly are the best!]
- Being fake. Being fake. - I stand up and applaud him.
As soon as the camera's off me, I head out.
[It's good for your social life!]
You need to know how to do that.
I think as we get older, we need to do more of that.
For your parents and for your children as well.
As well as the people around you--
I think, without people being fake, the world would be at war.
If we were to be totally honest with each other, can we still be friends?
You know how you and I are such great friends?
But Yoon Jong Shin is not good at being fake.
When he does, it looks half-hearted and he's not totally into it.
When someone greets him, he goes, 'Oh, how are you?' and then back to his business.
It doesn't resonate with you.
- 'Hi! Hi!' And then-- - Back to his stuff.
That's how I was when I used to own a puppy.
I show affection only for two minutes and push it away.
[His reaction is world's best]
We wanted to know who among you usually put on a front.
I asked your staff to tell us about it.
There's a person who's been a repeat offender.
Who is it?
- It's Jeong Man Shik. - What?
When you were absent, we handed out questionnaires
to your fellow actors, actresses, and your manager.
And many of them were so eager to answer the questions.
Mr. Ryu, an actor who was in a mega-blockbuster movie.
Everybody can guess who that is.
'He always speaks to his girlfriend in an extremely polite way.'
He said this is when you're being insincere.
- He speaks in an extremely polite way? - In front of others, he does.
- Like, 'How was it, ma'am?' - Yes.
- Weren't you being insincere? - No, I really do respect her.
Really?
- How much older? - A year older.
- You or her? - Me.
When the two of you are in a bedroom, do you go, 'I'll take off my clothes, ma'am?'
[Always using an example like that...]
Suk Chun, please use an example that we can air...
I am not that polite to her.
I am not good at holding it down. So I just get undressed.
- Do you guys ever fight? - We have.
- You argue in a polite tone of voice too? - Yes, yes.
Can there be a fight when you speak that way?
Yes, yes.
Really?
'How many times have I told you, My Lady? It's not that way.'
It's scarier when you speak that way.
But Mr. Ryu also said that you're sincere in your everyday life and when you're acting.
That he is very sincere?
I can tell you how honest I really am.
When friends greet me, 'Hi, how are you?' I go, 'Not so good.'
Because I don't always feel good and fresh, right?
- 'Have you eaten?' - 'No, are you buying?'
- 'Good morning!' - 'Only for you.'
- With something like this-- - That's so honest.
That might be okay if they know you, but they might be scared if they don't.
- I act like that if they know me. - Oh, if they know you.
The 'it' actor, Mr. Kim Jeong blank.
[It has to be Kim Jeong Tae...]
To protect your identity, we won't use your first name.
What did he say?
He said that Man Shik pretends to be cool about his thin hair.
Is that why you didn't get your hair done today?
Yes, that is why.
What can I do when everyone knows about it?
Don't you use hair thickening powder to help it?
I use it once in a while.
I use it a little.
You could look younger if you used it more.
No, I am getting roles because I look old, so won't that create problems?
But looking old is your only feature right now.
So what if you look young as well--
I think she meant that looking old is the only thing you have.
People like you don't age much from now on.
- He won't age much? - That's true.
- It sounds a little fake. - Did it sound fake?
Now, please guess the top moments that viewers voted
where it was better not to be honest, based on each age group.
It's not just about being dishonest, it's about making your life easier.
Being fake could save you from dangerous situations.
That's right.
It's an extension of being an actress.
When you're a parent, you need to know how to act.
- As a mom, right? - Yes, yes.
Kids love to hear stories about when they were babies.
You wouldn't have this problem if you had only one child...
but when you have two kids, you remember for the first child but not for the second one
because they are so much alike until their first birthdays.
You treat the second child differently without even meaning to.
When you tell them about when they started to crawl, kids get so excited.
But when my second child asked me, 'What about me, Mom?' I just couldn't remember.
I don't remember because they were so alike until they passed their first birthday.
That's when I start to act.
'You were unique.'
[Park Ji Young's unique style of being dishonest]
You need it. It's a way to get the stage ready.
To grab the kid's attention, 'You are unique.'
- That gives you time to think about it. - Oh, yes.
'How?'
'Your older sister turned over only to the right side.'
'But you turned over two times.'
Something like that.
They will understand when they grow up and they are so happy to hear those stories.
But we were very busy, right?
So I need to make up stories.
We couldn't spend much time with her.
Because I tell interesting stories, I always come up with new stories.
One time, I told her, 'You were unique', so she replied, 'How?'
'Oh, you were...'
'When your older sister went to kindergarten, you packed her stuff.'
I always come up with a scenario. So I was always being an actress.
But if you tell her she started walking right away after telling her she turned over twice
- That wouldn't work. - The stories need to fit together.
So I tell her short stories. 'You know, I've never seen you walk.'
'Why isn't she walking, why?' And I tell the story like this.
- 'And? And?' - 'So I--'
She's trying to come up with the story.
'One day, I saw you walking down from a mountain.'
No.
'I was doing dishes one day and I felt a tickle on my foot and I noticed you standing there.'
'Dear me!'
I tell her, 'Dear me!'
- 'And then?' - 'You were holding onto my pants.'
'I've never seen a child like you.'
- Something like that. - And you think about what to say next.
She was so happy to hear that.
She believes that she was unique, even to this day.
This is a good one.
You know, we have three kids, but we have the fewest photos of our second child.
That's what happens.
And because I felt guilty about it, I took many photos of our third child.
We have our family photos arranged at our house.
Our second child isn't in many of them.
Because of that, I find that middle kids have a sense of longing for their moms.
Yes.
They want to hear something special about themselves.
Because the first child always gets new stuff, the second child gets hand-me-downs.
Every item has the name of her older sister, right?
I was the second daughter and we have a brother who's the oldest.
So we wore boys' clothes and our art supplies had his name on them.
But art supplies were scarce back then.
So I know the downside of being a second child.
But our second child is pretty cute.
I think because I was making up stories, now I can't tell what is real.
- How many siblings in your family, Hye Jung? - I am the middle one.
- I have a younger sister and an older brother. - You are a second child.
- Anything that you thought was unfair? - I don't have any photos of me as a child.
I went on a TV show while in high school. They asked me for a photo of me when I was young.
I brought them a photo of my older brother and they thought it was me.
- Does he look like you? - Yes.
- You didn't have any of yourself? - No.
I don't know why, but for some reason parents take it easy when they have the second child.
Yes.
Also, a lot of accidents tend to happen to the second-oldest.
I was in accidents where I hit my head falling down backwards and was foaming at my mouth.
It didn't happen to my other siblings, which means they were protected.
I was left all to myself...
- You were unique. - Yes, I was.
I tell stories even about that.
'You became pretty because of that.' 'There is something unique about you.'
Like this.
I think being a parent is an extension of acting is because...
That's right.
When I want them to eat onions, I have to show them enjoying them myself.
'I grew ten centimeters because I ate this,' I would tell her.
I think that's how parents always act in front of their children.
- There is a purpose in it, then. - Yes, yes.
I am confident about this.
'I tell white lies to my children.'
Let's check the result.
[Not in the ranking]
- It's outside of the rankings. - Really?
I think this is something... that's a necessary part of--
- I think it's not dishonesty, rather acting. - That's what I mean.
- It's a duty. - It's a mom's duty.
Times that you were being fake, Man Shik.
I was totally fake when I was serving my military duty.
- Oh, that. - Yes, the military.
As a soldier, I remained loyal almost by selling my own soul.
I tell them that I am willing to even set myself on fire for my country.
- That wasn't true, right? - No.
Right, that wasn't true. I was so busy killing time.
What was the biggest hypocrisy when you were in the military?
Ah... they have you do manual labor, right?
I was being fake only because of my body type.
I sweat a lot.
Even when it comes to digging...
it takes me just five minutes to become soaked in sweat
when it takes an hour to sweat as much for others.
That would make it look like you worked so hard.
Yes. When someone saw me, they'd say
'Hey, do you always make Man Shik do it all by himself?'
'Aren't you guys being too harsh?'
'He is a private class now.'
'Hey guys, do at least half of what he does!' one says.
But that's a good thing.
But they were working just as much as I was.
I sweat a lot.
Times like that, I shouldn't say anything, but I'd exaggerate it.
'I'm okay, sir.'
'Private Jeong Man Shik. No problem, sir!'
In the military, you need to tell lies and say your superiors are very handsome.
When I told them my hometown was Suwon, I checked out their reactions.
I saw that almost everyone who was higher- ranking than me were from Jeolla Province.
Because of that, I changed my dialect in a moment.
'So... that... you know... I was born in Dae Seong,' I told them.
'Oh, are you from Jeolla Province?'
But you weren't.
- 'How are things for you?' - 'No problem, sir.'
- To get on their good side. - He's a good actor as well.
- That's an advantage of being an actor. - Our commander ate at the same cafeteria.
I was a DJ there.
When a commander or the operations officer enters the cafeteria, everyone has to stand.
'Battalion Commander has entered the cafeteria!' Everyone stands.
'Commander, I love you, sir.'
When he turns around to look at me, I am in this position.
[He's a master at being fake]
[Ah... he must be a favorite in the military...]
But the mistake of it all was...
because I was being too loyal to them
when it came time for my discharge, they said, 'Man Shik...'
'What are you going to do out there?'
'I'm going to be an actor, sir.'
'Hey, there is an IMF crisis happening out there. You'll struggle big time.'
'Hey, bring the documents here.'
He asked me to sign it once every two weeks.
I still do think I am made for the military.
I felt most at ease when I was in the military.
What kind of senior were for you for subordinates?
To my subordinates--
You need to pretend in front of them too, right?
During roll call, I'd gather them and talk to them.
I would do that a week before a training day.
We were an artillery regiment, so we had to work with metal.
With the smallest mistake, you could lose a finger or break your back.
Three men got discharged due to injuries while I was there.
They had ruptured their disks.
So I had to make them alert.
So I talked to them.
I did it in a way that grabbed much more attention than how an officer might do it.
'Gather around,' I tell them quietly.
'Don't answer me.' I said that when they're supposed to answer my question.
'Listen and don't answer me.'
'There is only a week left. So why are you walking? Why?
'Should you even be able to see your feet?'
Are the shells still heavy?
'Your backpack's heavy? Your rifle is heavy?'
'Then get out.'
- You start by telling them that. - Your voice matches the message too.
'Escape if you can, but the problem is...'
'If you try to escape, they will hand me a rifle. I'll have to hunt you down.'
'When I do, I get promoted and I get discharged.'
'But you have to go to military prison. What do you think? What do you think?'
Their eyes are so still and red, thinking, 'I have to survive. I have to survive.'
They gather you after you wake up, right?
They always moved so fast after I told them that.
The reason why you need to be fake in the military is...
so that you can survive it and so that you won't get hurt.
I think, for Suk Chun, his military experience might have been very unique.
How was it for you?
As soon as I became a private, I always acted as someone fragile, vulnerable, and cute.
So when someone went, 'Hey! Don't you act that way!'
'I am sorry, Sergeant Park...'
Didn't that get you into even more trouble?
[He might have gotten in more trouble if Hee Sun was his senior]
You have to work through that.
You have to work through it.
- You need to make them give up on you. - You need to look absolutely pitiful.
Seriously, seriously.
Your performance needs to be--
You need to go beyond the resistance.
As long as you don't cross that line
I never got corporal punishment even once in the military.
In the military--you write diaries in the military, right?
In my diary, I'd write, 'Yes, Sergeant First Class Kim...
when I meet you out there, I am going to kick your butt.'
I become manly.
In front of the commander, 'Commander, see you tomorrow, sir!' but in the diary
'Oh my gosh, this God-forsaken place... If he weren't my commander, I'd...'
I wrote all that in the diary.
He's like Keyser Soze.
When the meeting for officers was over, they walked by me and said...
'Are you okay? Has it been that hard for you?' They asked me that.
[What was happening?]
The commander tells me, 'Hey, come in.'
'Yes, Commander, did you ask for me, sir?'
He had my diary open right in front of him.
A sergeant who had one week left in the military grabbed it instead of
his planner and took it into the meeting and showed it to the commander.
He wanted to tell the commander that one of his subordinates thought that way about him.
So right at that moment, I knew I had to put on a performance.
I got on my knees.
'Commander, about that... I am sorry... I should not have done that...'
- Okay, Suk Chun... - Commander, please don't send me to prison!
Who's out there? Call the military police!
'Commander, Private Kang said that you--'
- Two weeks in the prison. - Not to go to the bathroom.
[But it's a kind of dishonesty that you need!]
If you want be perfect at it, you need to write things about loyalty even in your diary.
'Comrade, you're tired, right? Lean on my shoulder.'
[There is no room for secrecy]
You need to learn this well.
'You're pretty exhausted, right? I'll do the cleaning.' Something like this.
- Kwang Hee, you're enlisting soon, right? - Yes, I am.
- Active duty or public service? - Active duty.
Active duty? It's grueling. Are you sure about that?
My dad and mom told me that someone like me has to serve active duty.
Please give him some tips that will help him there.
When you're cleaning or something, it's best to take the lead.
It's good to take the lead when you're doing something.
Some might tell you not to take the lead...
- But if you take the lead, it's easier for you. - I see.
About how many times?
The person who takes the lead will clean for three minutes
but the ones at the tail end have to do thirty minutes of work.
'For the entire duration of my military service, I was insincere and sold my soul.'
Okay, let's check the answer!
[Eighth in the survey results]
It's close.
- But it's in eighth place. - Oh, eighth place...
'I gave positive spins on the flaws of my seniors at work or in the military.'
1,029 votes.
Guys in the military think the best advantage to have in the military is being fake.
- How about you, Kwang Hee? - I used to be a trainee musician for years.
I was a trainee for seven years.
Some people ask me what I was doing for seven years.
- I did a lot of-- - For seven years?
We trained for so long until there were nine of us.
We had to start from scratch whenever a new member joined.
I got so bored but there was no way to skip training.
Because if I'd shown that I didn't train hard, they would've expelled me from the group.
I was stressed out because of that.
One day, a flu went around the nation.
And six of us caught the flu.
So they sent them home to rest.
I wanted to take a vacation from training for seven years but I didn't get sick.
- You didn't catch the flu? - Myself and Si Wan.
Two of us were extremely healthy.
- Oh my, you mean Si Wan? - I was like--
I was wondering why we didn't catch the flu.
The other members went to a hospital. They told me they got better and were having fun.
But I didn't want to tell on them.
I wanted to catch the flu, so I told Si Wan, 'Si Wan, let's pretend we got the flu.'
To get sick, we tried to sleep out in the cold.
But we just couldn't get sick.
They told me there were seven days left before they return.
Now that there were only two of us, we had to train even harder to make a good impression.
I was so stressed about it.
At the time, when I drank, my face and body became red.
'Si Wan, I found a way out of here. So do as I do if you want,' I told him.
He is a very honest guy, so told me he wouldn't do it.
'Okay, you do that. You'll be left alone and get trained so hard.'
I went home and bought a pack of liquor.
If I drank it all, I'd be finished.
I was thinking what I should do on my vacation.
I wanted to go to a dance club, so I reserved a table.
'Hey, hey, I am going to be sick today, so let's hang out.'
- Because you'll get sick. - Yes. So I packed my stuff in a bag.
I set that aside.
When I drank the liquor, my face and body became red and hot.
But when I called my manager, he didn't arrive for another hour.
So the redness had subsided already.
I drank another bottle and my body became so red.
I wanted to make myself sound sick, so I squeezed my throat and told my manager
'Manager, please be here soon, I feel so sick.'
He thought I was in danger, so he came to me immediately.
To convince him, I needed to have cold sweat on me.
But not everywhere, only here, there, and around the neck.
He knows the art of makeup.
I was lying in my bed. He told me since the flu's so bad, I needed to take 15 days off.
- I had so much fun for 15 days. - Oh, really?
Since I caught the flu later, they didn't want the other members catching the flu again.
I had so much fun for 15 days.
Is your manager or the president of your agency here?
But I've done a lot for the agency since I debuted, right?
- I am sure they'll understand. - That's true.
- Yes, it is a way of being fake. - When you pretend you're sick.
Yes, yes, I am sure it's in the rankings.
Because there used to be student teachers training at our high school.
There were students who would collapse during morning assembly.
- They collapsed so often. - They looked pale to begin with.
Right, having dark skin is a disadvantage.
When they look at the sun even for a little while, they get dizzy.
And there was always someone who's stronger beside her.
- To make herself look fragile. - No, she needed someone to carry her.
- You need good teamwork. - It is important.
The person beside her needs to have a good reaction. 'Oh, what's wrong?'
- 'Mr. Kim!' - It has to sound urgent.
'What should we do? What should we do?'
And the teacher didn't even tell them to go but they were already going.
There were a lot of students who got to the school infirmary that way.
Infirmary. Infirmary.
Were you the one who pretended to faint?
No, I didn't do that, but I did want nose bleeds.
- Because I-- - Yes, it's hard to get nose bleeds.
- The biggest sign of being sick is a nose bleed. - Yes, blood works.
I wanted a nose bleed so bad, I once tried to pick my nose.
I wanted to get a nose bleed so bad.
So I picked it hard and eventually had a little blood coming out.
- That was it? - That was it.
I think you often get a nose bleed, Hye Jung.
I don't get sick nor do I get nose bleeds.
I am so healthy.
You gave birth to your baby in a similar fashion.
I hear that your labor pains started when you were eating grilled pork.
Yes, I used to feel nauseous when I had an empty stomach.
I'd get nauseous when I had an empty stomach or when I wasn't eating anything.
So I ate a lot and I was eating a lot that day as well.
I heard you'll have an easy delivery if you eat pork a lot.
Because of the oil?
- It's true. You haven't heard? - Why not eat sesame oil instead?
I heard lard works better.
I heard lard is good for you when you have a sore throat.
A month before the due date, one of my relatives told me that.
- Me too. - So I ate it fried and boiled.
I ate so much I almost became a pig.
[Whisper. Whisper...]
- Yes? - It feels like an early morning show now.
The pains started when I was eating pork.
I thought I should get ready to go to the hospital quickly.
But only I know how to drive, right?
- I drove the car to the hospital. - Wow!
- Was Tablo in the passenger seat? - Yes.
When I was driving by the north of the Han River, I started to feel the contractions.
[Her facial expression is so realistic!]
It gets a little better, right?
'I am all right now.'
'Are you really okay? I am sorry I can't drive--'
'Be quiet. I am all right.'
[Husbands are told this once in a while.]
- He can't even drive. - Then we arrived at the hospital.
As soon as we got there, the labor pains came in big waves.
But that's the moment I started pretending.
I pretended I was in pain even when I wasn't.
I was crying and begging the doctor to give me a shot of painkiller.
'Please save me. I hope this is just a dream.'
[This can't be... This can't be...]
Why? Why? Why?
- Was Tablo beside you? - He was.
So why were you acting that way?
I wanted a painkiller. I didn't want to feel any pain.
I was in so much pain.
Whenever the doctor came by, I pretended I was in great pain.
But I heard it's better to not get the painkiller when you're giving birth--
Yes, they said it's better that way for the baby.
But I wanted to save myself first.
[Both the mom and the baby are healthy]
I think it might be in the rankings.
- Maybe for the kids under twenties? - Yes, they do lie about being sick.
'Faking illness was how I was being dishonest.'
Let's check the answer!
[Second place in the rankings]
This is in second place.
- Yes? - Second place?
There is something stronger than this?
I wonder how often do people lie.
Hye Jung, what's the kind of lying you do?
I... I don't know if I should talk off about this...
No, you mean you don't know if you should talk about it.
We might be the program for doing that, but...
Talking about it.
First of all, I pretend I don't have any money.
- I think it's important. - Yes.
So whenever I make some money, I say that I made a quarter of the actual amount.
I pretend I don't have any money.
I think I do this because I have a family and kids to take care of.
You own your apartment but you pretend you took out a lease on it.
No, we did take out a lease.
[This is embarrassing...]
To others you pretend you do have money but to your husband you pretend you don't.
When I make some money, I tell him I only made a portion of what I actually made.
'I made this much this time.'
You tell him you made less than the actual amount.
Yes, but... my husband doesn't know anything about it.
Now he does.
I'm in big trouble now.
So you made more money than what Tablo thinks you made.
A little more, yes.
Do you have separate accounts?
Yes, my husband is good at saving money.
I am good at spending money.
So I use most of my income to buy daily necessities.
If we get divorced, I'll be penniless and homeless.
[So easygoing]
So you need to get the custody rights.
Look at myself giving her advice on divorce.
Don't teach something like that.
Hye Jung is being way too sincere on air.
That makes her charming.
I think that's because since her husband is a musician, their income is inconsistent.
I think that's why.
Women sometimes handle it that way.
As a daughter-in-law, don't you do this?
When my mother-in-law cooks, I tell her that her food is so delicious.
'How did you make this? Oh my God.' Like this.
What will happen if your mother-in-law watches this?
I'll be in big trouble.
[Mother! I love you!]
You wrote a cookbook and the cover photo is of you and her standing side by side.
So what I mean by it is not that her food isn't delicious...
I just exaggerate it a bit.
Even when you already know the recipe.
I already know the recipe and what I do is...
Compared to her, I can't cook.
My mother-in-law is a great cook.
That's why I exaggerate.
Can you re-enact how you do it?
'Mom, what's in your recipe? You put this in, I see.'
'Perilla oil tastes better. Absolutely. You made it yourself, right?'
Then she would give me a couple of those bottles.
- 'Try this one.' - 'Oh!'
'Mom, I didn't even see it. How many spoons of oil did you put in?'
I already know how to do it but I pretend as if I don't know how.
So when I told her I'm publishing a cookbook, she was so surprised.
Wondering how she could do that when she doesn't know how to cook.
Her daughters were so surprised about it as well.
My mother-in-law lives in Vietnam and I am here in Korea.
During the winter, she stays at our house and she would always say...
I've never cooked food for her.
I was always known as someone who can't cook.
She makes great marinated beef.
You need marinated beef for your kids, right?
Whenever we need some, I say, 'Mother, how come I can never make it as good as you do?'
'Mom, where did you get the seaweed from?'
- 'It's the same one as I gave you last time.' - 'Right? But they taste so different.'
Then she sends me more right away.
I think that's when I put on a performance.
So most of our side dishes are prepared by her.
And I'm the one who loves marinated beef.
That's been my favorite side dish ever since I was a student.
I would tell her that my kids love her marinated beef and I ate it all by myself.
That's the truth. Mother, I am truly sorry.
Send her a video message.
Mother, about the marinated beef...
I told you that the kids love marinated beef with mushrooms but that's my favorite dish.
I enjoyed them. Mom, thank you so much.
We ate it, and the kids are growing up well. I've grown a lot too...
Mom, thank you. I love you.
Okay, let's check the answer!
[Putting on a front for your mother-in-law]
[Out of the rankings]
What's within the rankings?
[What kind of dishonesty helps you in life?!]
In the movie 'Berlin,' there is a great line.
'We can stand being hungry, but we can't stand being less than someone else.'
I have close actor friends who I interact with only through texting.
They have done several TV commercials. I am envious. It drives me crazy.
Who are they? Please give us an example.
- Jo Jeong Suk, for example. - Jo Jeong Suk.
And...
The friends who are the same age as me are
Uhm Tae Woong taking multiple trips to Dokdo with a camera.
And Lee Sung Kyoon is always lying in bed.
- Every one of them has done a TV commercial. - He keeps saying it's a science.
In that case, my mom is doing science as well.
The most successful friend of mine is always sitting at a public bath in our neighborhood.
It's Joo Won.
When I am naked and drying myself, he's looking at me.
- As a commercial model? - Yes.
When I look at that, I feel envious and I would love to do one as well.
Seriously...
But I don't talk about that when I meet them in person.
Then, what kind of commercial would you like to do?
First of all, it has be a commercial for an alcoholic drink.
Shall we do a brief contest for a beer commercial?
I don't know why they look so refreshed when they drink beer.
It hurts your throat.
- I want them to be honest about it. - Okay, it's a beer commercial.
How do they usually do it?
[Yes]
[Raw expression]
I think this is how it should look when they drink it.
[Oh! It hurts my throat!]
- Because it hurts your throat. - Right.
It usually feels like this.
Then they are being dishonest in the beer commercials.
Right.
- Basically, everyone is being dishonest. - It would hurt their throat so much.
Then how about this one?
And also...
- We just do a liquor commercial? - So you want to do others too?
There is a scene where I carry a cell phone around.
- I think that might be good as well. - How would you do a cell phone ad?
- I would set it up as a movie. - Oh, I see.
- You call your wife in the movie. - Yes, I do.
Like, 'LTE, you can get it even in prison.'
You have prepared a lot for today.
'Tell him it's me!'
I look forward to your support.
I'll work like an ox.
Don't make that look with your face.
You were putting on a front just the way you did back in your military days.
Yes, of course, I stay loyal in everything.
[I just don't have the soul behind it.]
There is a movie premiere before it opens nationwide, right?
Aren't there movies that you think weren't so good...
[Oh, the dishonest reviews of the movie after the premiere!]
Everyone who was at the movie premiere praises the film.
They talk as if they just watched a potential mega-blockbuster film.
- You've done that yourself, right? - I have.
Even when I would give it three or two and a half stars
but I give my two thumbs up and say, 'It's a must watch.'
'The movie you have been waiting for.'
[So fake!]
Very well-known directors say, 'It's a movie with great acting and great production.'
That's true.
- You've done that too, right? - Yes, everyone has done that.
I would like to see an actor say this...
- 'How was the movie?' - 'I think it might struggle.'
- That's the real review. - They need to be honest.
Somebody should give a review like that.
Should we do that for our program as well?
[We already are, hahaha]
Should we be the only ones?
The title of the program, 'Diss Heaven.'
'Diss is my life.'
[Oh, full of ideas]
And Man Shik's answer is...
'I get jealous when my friends or co-workers become successful but I congratulate them.'
Okay, let's check the answer!
[40s: I congratulated my friends when they became successful, even though I was jealous]
[50s: I congratulated my friends when they became successful, even though I was jealous]
People in their 20s or 30s don't mind as much because they know they can catch up.
But in your 40s and 50s, it's not easy to catch up when your friends become more successful.
So in that situation, you might not feel happy about it, but it's wise to work with them.
Also because when people become successful in their 40s and 50s, they have influence.
It's the same case for women, right? When younger actresses gain popularity...
You congratulate them in front of them, but...
- Hee Sun. - Yes, yes.
Your nose is sweaty.
There are a few that you felt about that way, right?
No, there should be actresses who'll take over.
[So you got sweaty because you were worried about the future of the TV industry?]
- Of course it bothers me. - Really?
Yes, of course.
- An example is how Psy became so successful. - Oh, that's right.
[Psy became a world star overnight]
On the Billboard chart, he reached 100th place, 60th place, and then 50th place.
'What's happening here?' Many of us were caught by surprise.
Yes, I heard that when I talked to a crowd of singers.
When he went up to second place on the Billboard chart
Everyone was like, 'Psy is the best.'
On Twitter they wrote to him, 'Psy, congratulations!'
Because Psy became so successful.
I asked a friend of mine who's close to Psy, 'Have you talked with Psy lately?'
'Dong Yup... I haven't called him because I'm afraid that he might not answer me.'
He was scared.
I met him recently but he was just as he used to be.
Jae Sang, you haven't changed, right?
[Jong Shin, that's how you really feel, right?]
There are many members in your group, so is there any rivalry between members?
Si Wan keeps saying that I am his rival.
Who calls who his rival?
[She loves Si Wan!]
Si Wan says I'm his rival.
- I became successful earlier than he did. - That's what you think, huh?
Listen, there was this one time...
- You shouldn't dislike me, Hee Sun. - How come?
I am the one who's been your long-time fan but Si Wan didn't even know who you were.
One day, I returned to our group's place after a busy day and he asked me
'Do you know anything about Kim Hee Sun?'
I knew you well and I watched many TV dramas that you were in.
I used to be into assertive and wild women like you.
[She's a wild woman now!]
- Assertive and wild women. - Yes.
You're the kind of woman I like. I like women who are clear-cut about everything.
You were just like that.
And pretty too.
Si Wan asked me that question and I didn't think much of it.
I turned on my computer and there was an article about Kim Hee Sun and Lim Si Wan.
I wondered if he did something wrong so I clicked on it.
The title said, 'Kim Hee Sun adores Lim Si Wan.'
That's all I thought.
Next morning, Si Wan was watching some videos.
Hee Sun was sending him a video message for her adorable Si Wan on TV.
Hi, Si Wan.
[What's wrong with her?]
[This is the video message!]
Yes, I was so shocked by that.
I was on TV more than he was and there are so many people who like me...
but Kim Hee Sun, who I'm a big fan of, was doing that only for Si Wan.
That day, Si Wan wanted to send you a message.
He wrote and re-wrote it several times.
- Writing and re-writing. - Yes, he did.
- Did he? - I was reading a book and told him...
'Who does that when she sends you a video message?
I would've sent her a hundred messages by now.'
I didn't feel better after saying that.
'Hey, nowadays Song Hye Gyo is much hotter than Kim Hee Sun.'
[A cold winter wind blows on Hee Sun]
Who said that? Who said that?
What is he saying?
I was angry. You know how much I like you, right, Hee Sun?
- Are you starting to lose it? - You like me too, right?
Please tell me you like me.
Her face looks red.
Please turn off the heater. Someone's very hot right now.
Ah, this is warm.
Hee Sun, I was just joking to make people laugh.
Then it should be fun for everyone.
[Kwang Hee, you made a big mistake]
He was totally focused on what to write to you.
I thought I should make him feel bad.
I picked on him but he was bulletproof. He was so focused on Hee Sun.
- Hee Sun's the one who you made feel bad. - Hee Sun, I was just joking!
- Do you get along with Song Hye Gyo? - We're good friends.
This is what I'm talking about! The way actresses say, 'We're good friends.'
Are you sure about that?
- Do you know Psy? - Honestly, I don't know him well.
How dare you call him 'Jae Sang' then?
[Good job, goddess Hee Sun!]
- I think she's still angry about it. - Angry about what?
I am cool about things when I want to be.
That's not so honest.
We'll talk later.
- Have you been in a situation like this? - Like what?
Seriously, she's been thrown off guard.
[How she feels right now]
- Do you know Song Hye Gyo at all? - We're really good friends!
Is it Song Hae or Song Hye Gyo?
[National Dishonesty Contest]
Let's send a video message to Song Hye Gyo.
Hye Gyo, I am really enjoying your show.
We're very close.
Oh... well... umm...
Do you know what her phone number is?
We go to the same hair salon, right?
Why are you asking her?
How would Hye Jung know that?
If you think we're close, then come be a guest on this show.
[She is a born TV host after all!]
[Whisper]
He keeps asking, 'Please ask her to send me a video message as well.'
He's asking for a video message when Hee Sun is right in front of him.
For a rookie TV personality like me, having a video record like that helps us tremendously.
There is a song performed by ZE:A.
- The title of the song is-- - 'After Effect.' After Effect.
[This is the song...]
Kwang Hee, I like the part where you sing.
- But I didn't sing any of the lines. - Really?
- Is that true? - Yeah, I don't have a part in that song.
[Ah... but her intentions were good...]
[Embarrassing!]
You don't deserve to get a video message.
You mean, you never sang even one line?
Oh, how could that be?
The composer said he hates my kind of voice.
I can't believe this.
She said, 'I like the part where you sing.'
But he doesn't sing in that one--
I wasn't being fake. I did it because I was forced to.
Hee Sun, I appreciate it anyway.
Do you want me to be sincere?
Sincerely?
[Video message for him]
I thought Kwang Hee might not look so natural
because I heard he got a lot of plastic surgery
but I think he's very handsome.
I think he has the best personality out of all the idol musicians I've met.
This should be a news article.
I am so happy when someone writes articles about me.
And another thing I've realized today is...
I wonder if there is another Korean idol singer who's as honest as he is.
Thank you.
I wasn't kidding when I said
that I want him to open the show every week.
I think he's the life of the party.
- Everything she says makes sense. - That's right.
It's one of those moments when it helps to be fake.
I am so happy today.
See if that's in the top rankings.
You are the only one I need.
[Hee Sun, you're the best!]
Should we give them a hint here?
Everyone is really... really good at it.
I mean...
[See if you can tell what she's thinking]
Ah! I have an answer!
Between lovers...
when it comes to showing physical affection, they lie about how satisfied they are.
'Oh, you were so good.' 'You are the best.'
When they find it doesn't satisfy them at all.
Do you ask them about it?
You know, men like to know about it.
But women aren't like that.
'Okay, how many stars do I get?'
- 'Two and half,' like this? - 'What's my score,' like this?
Men want to know.
Something like, 'I'm good, right?'
- Men want to know. - When I pretend to like it?
The times when the partner gives a fake answer, 'Yes, you are the best.'
But when it comes to women, we don't ask about it, right?
Do men ask about it?
- How about you? - I don't usually ask about it.
You don't?
I can tell just by looking at her...
[You can tell just by looking?]
I give her a hug and--
Could that be just a show?
Men sometimes get deluded by it.
Ji Young, what if your husband asked that question?
Do you give him an honest answer?
He doesn't ask me that question, but I think I would lie about it.
- You can't say, 'You were terrible,' right? - No, you just don't do that.
'Get out.'
[Kick him out when you didn't like it?]
- 'Get out.' - Man Shik is good at that, right?
Does anyone really say that?
There was this one time... I was hesitant about saying this.
My husband loves to show physical affection.
He loves to hug and get kisses.
But when I am trying to get my chores done
there are times that I prefer not to have him touch me.
When he asks me to hug him in moments like that
even as I'm hugging him, I'm thinking, 'I need to clean that, that, and that.'
And say, 'Have a good day.'
From his perspective, your husband could be doing
a husband's duty even when he feels tired.
Sometimes I do sense that...
I mean it's hard to know what the other is really feeling.
For example, it's like this.
The wife might want her husband to give her a hug face to face
but the husband likes to hug from the back.
- You can't ask, 'Should I hug you from the-- - It's an example.
Jong Shin...
- Is that how tough... - the marriage is for you?
[Crying!]
'Please be gentle with me.'
Okay, let's check the answer!
[Married couples or lovers lie and say they're satisfied about quality of physical intimacy]
[1st place: I tell my partner I'm totally satisfied about our physical intimacy when I'm not]
People in their thirties.
'I tell my partner that I am totally satisfied about our physical intimacy when I am not.'
- Oh... - I can't believe it.
I think this reveals the current state of the quality of
physical intimacy between married couples in our country.
You could ask the question...
When they aren't satisfied, do they say so?
This means they don't say it.
This is based on an empirical study, you know.
Among those who are married, especially for women...
they call it an 'orgasm,' right?
They said there are many women who get older without ever having an orgasm.
But in order to preserve their marriage and for the sake of their husband...
they say nothing about it. I heard that's the most challenging part of being married.
- How about you, Dong Yup? - We don't talk about it.
- I just guess that she's satisfied. - The both of you?
Right. And based on our non-verbal expressions, I think she's satisfied.
But if we were to talk about it...
But you go out and drink until very late, right?
So when you go home late
do you even have the time to spend an intimate time with your wife?
Ummm...
I think we need to let go of a preconceived notion like that.
A day is long, right?
[Let us widen our perspective]
How about those in their twenties?
As he say, you can tell by looking at them.
Even that could just be them being fake.
If they are satisfied, they look happy when we say bye.
For example, after a kiss...
If she's like this...
- If she's like this-- - Hee Sun, your acting is so real.
When you say bye and turn around to head home...
look at her with your cell phone camera.
[Yeah, sure]
If it's not satisfying, then why do it?
With something like this, you need to know what to look for.
For example, after making love, you ask, 'Was it good for you?'
If your woman asks you if you're hungry and starts cooking a lot of food for you
I think that means she's satisfied.
But if she's like, 'What should we do? Do you want to eat?'
If the conversation becomes cut-and-dry, that means
she's pretending that she liked it. I think you need to tell the difference.
When you were a stage actor, Man Shik--
I was drinking somewhere in Daehangro.
What's cool about it was that I walked to Daehangro when I didn't have the bus fare.
No one was waiting for me there, nor was my home that way, but I walked there anyway.
- 'Man Shik!' - 'Oh, bro.'
I would sit down only for a moment.
'Oh, bro,' and drinking two cups of beers.
And another and another. I'd just drop by four places--
And you'd get drunk.
Dropping by just four places, I'd drink two bottles and three glasses of beer.
- When you were poor, right? - Yes.
'Let's keep up the hard work... How much money do you have?'
Everyone emptied their pockets and we only had ten dollars in total.
'What do we do?'
How do you handle that situation?
I saw someone I'd met a couple of times on the other side of the street.
I hadn't even seen his performance.
But I'd heard about it.
I went up to him and said...
'Man, your performance was incredible. That was just one of a kind.'
'It just totally blew my mind. I thought I should quit acting.'
[Flattery for free drinks!]
'I think I should just change my specialty and become an assistant producer.'
'Having seen your performance, I am in a total dilemma now.'
'How did you... how did you do it that way?'
'Have a drink and let's talk more.'
'Oh man, that's what I mean.'
- 'But there weren't many people in the seats.' - 'You know...'
'I sat in the corner because I thought you might be embarrassed if you saw me.'
'Thank you so much.'
'It was so amazing.'
'Another bottle, please.'
- 'But I have friends waiting back there.' - 'Really? Then bring them over here.'
- 'Is it okay?' - 'Yes, yes.'
'But we're almost done-- Hey, hey, come here.'
- 'Hi, hello.' - 'Hey, how is it going?'
- 'I heard you were so good at acting.' - 'I'm the king of acting!'
'Man Shik told me so much about you. It's an honor.'
'Do you know what acting is?'
'Don't go around saying you're an actor until you see his performance.'
- 'That's what I mean.' - 'Which university did you go to?'
- 'Hanyang University.' - 'Forget about it.'
'You watch his performance just for a year and it's like getting a doctorate.'
'Oh, he's an amazing actor.'
[We are a family now]
When it's almost time to go, he says
- 'Should we go now?' - 'Okay, let's finish it up here.'
He pays our bills.
He's very clever.
How do you handle bills now?
These days I buy drinks for my junior friends.
I give them money for their second round as well.
'Do you have taxi money?'
- 'I do.' - 'Take this.'
And I say to him
'I make money so that I get to give you this.'
[The nicest thing you can hear from a friend!]
Let's check the answer!
[16th place]
It's in 16th place.
This time I was being fake by accident, not intentionally.
Sometimes actors and actresses treat the entire production staff to dinner.
We take turns and do it.
When we were filming a movie at a location in the countryside
in the downtown of the countryside--
- The center of the countryside? - Yes, at that place.
- It's downtown. - Okay, downtown.
A drunk man was being so courageous and...
There were just one or two of them, but there were about 50 of us.
They tried to pick a fight with us.
- Two of them against your fifty? - Yes.
So I was worried it might get out of control.
No matter whose fault it was, but still, it was an unfair fight.
Yes.
So I was afraid it might get worse.
I was thinking how could I distract everyone from that situation.
- And you were trying to do that? - Yes.
Because Shin Hyun Joon, who was in the movie with me, was already very drunk.
He was like this.
'I'll take care of him. I'll teach him a lesson,' he said.
- Were you guys filming 'Gi Bong?' - No.
We were filming a movie titled 'Kill Me.'
Anyway, that was the situation.
We weren't even in the restaurant. The confrontation happened on the street.
I thought it might turn into something really bad, so my manager and I came up with a plan.
'I am going to scold you very harshly.'
'You just stand and take it as if you did something terribly wrong.'
I screamed at him, 'Do you call yourself a manager?' and made everyone look at me.
And I proceeded to use all the swear words that an actress shouldn't use.
I can imagine what you said.
I shouted words that aren't in the dictionary but found in hate comments on websites.
I took it as my only chance to do it, as if my life depended on it.
Everyone was looking at me.
You distracted everyone from those two guys.
They went away after saying, 'What the heck? She must be insane.'
- And the situation came to an end? - Yes, it did.
- The drunk guys walked away. - Right, they were looking for attention.
What they enjoy is the attention they get. If nobody notices them, they go away.
I pretended that my manager drove me to my hotel after he apologized to me.
As soon as we got there, 'I said I was very, very sorry.' Still, he must've felt hurt by it.
Show us what you said to your manager that was so bad the drunk man left you alone.
- What did you say to him? - If I say it, they'll all get bleeped out.
We'll edit it accordingly.
[She gets focused and starts a performance.]
This might be hard to re-enact...
Well, if I were to re-enact it--
[Bleeped out]
[Didn't think it would be like this...]
I sensed her vibe and she knows how to swear.
- You know how to say it right. - She's so genuine.
She said just one sentence and everyone stopped her.
She's good at swearing and good at cooking.
She's like a foul-mouthed granny.
[Restaurant number one]
- When she gets older-- - When she gets older...
Hye Jung and Tablo can open a restaurant now.
You guys have your retirement plan covered, right?
[You're so charming!]
'Get out of a bad situation by putting on a performance that's even worse.'
Okay, let's check the answer!
[Out of the rankings]
We just need to guess the answer by people in their 20s and teens, right?
What people their age experience for the first time...
I think it needs to involve a lot of sugar-coating.
During my freshman year in college, I lived in Shinchon.
In 1989, the street right in front of our place was used for protests.
Every day there were demonstrators throwing firebombs and rocks.
I was attending Hanyang University at the time.
There were many hardcore protesters attending my university.
The two top universities that were protesting were Hanyang and Yonsei universities.
So I was busy running away from them and pretending that I was so frightened.
That's how I dealt with it.
'Don't throw it at me.'
A group of English majors went on an overnight field trip to Daseongri.
We stayed there overnight and I came back home on a subway train.
I got off at Shinchon Station and I headed home with a backpack on my back.
When I got on the street, a couple of people grabbed me from both sides.
The police.
- 'Which university do you go to?' - Hanyang University.
I said it so innocently.
'Hanyang University? So what are you doing here?'
'I need to go to the university.'
And they grabbed me and pushed me into their police van.
So I said, 'What are you doing? I live there!'
- 'But you said you go to Hanyang University!' - 'I do.'
- 'Then where were you coming from?' - 'I was coming back from a field trip.'
'Yeah? Then open your backpack,' he said. So I opened up my backpack.
I had a portable gas stove and a propane gas can in it.
That's what they found.
He shouted, 'Hey, you, get in the van!'
He took me to a holding cell.
I stayed there one night and two days.
I didn't get to sleep, but I was so tired
because we'd been partying on the trip and having so much fun.
But I was sitting like this in a holding cell.
A student from Seoul University looked at me and said
'Oh, he's bleeding!' My nose was bleeding.
- Because I was tired. - Because you partied too hard.
My nose was bleeding because I partied too hard all night.
So we always need to sugar-coat our first experience of doing something.
I think for people in their teens and in their 20s...
First kiss.
- It's not the first kiss or the first experience-- - You're changing your answer now?
Wait, I think you were checking our reactions...
and it was pretty clear you were wrong, so you started to talk about a first kiss.
- On one's first kiss and first experience-- - Pretending it's your first one when it isn't.
Let's check the answer!
[13th place]
I have something that might work for their age range.
Something that works for them?
Women pretend not to like it.
'I can't do this yet,' and acting like that.
'Oh, why? What are you doing?'
Like, 'Why are you kissing me?'
That's a good one too and also...
'Gosh! But we aren't married yet.'
I think people in their age range do more of that.
As a man, do you like women who pretend they have no idea when you tell a dirty joke
or someone who reacts as if they know but get shy, or someone who joins in--
Not someone who has no idea.
I like women who play with it at least a little.
- Really? - Yes, at least a little.
That way I feel like that she would give me something.
Was that what you were after?
Women come and drink at my bar, right?
Their conversations are R-rated.
- It's crazy. - Oh really?
Yes.
When women are talking amongst themselves, they talk really dirty.
They talk about anything and everything related to guys they used to date.
If they're going out with someone younger
they talk about how fun it is to have a boy toy.
But then all of a sudden, they're like, 'Oh, hold on.'
When a guys walks by
they change their topic so quickly.
Acting all elegant.
But you do need to fake it sometimes.
- How about you, Ji Young? - I don't like dirty stories too much.
[Her hand pushes them away but she wants to hear more]
I think I was like this.
- How about you, Hye Jung? - I just sit there and don't even care.
I wasn't really interested in it.
When I was young, my friends and I decided to watch the most erotic movie in the world.
Yes.
Porn used to be on video tapes, right?
You started early.
- I was in junior high. - I downloaded it myself.
- Oh, you downloaded it. - So I watched it very late in my life, right?
She watched it on her VCR, which means she bought it.
I had an early start.
She was a very famous Korean porn actress who made erotic videos in America.
- Lee Seung Hee of 'Yellow Butterfly?' - Yes, yes.
Who's Lee Seung Hee?
Oh, that's it, that's it.
I'll research her later.
But I thought it was so boring.
It was just an erotic video, right?
Many people had misunderstandings about her because of it.
['Of course, Dong Yup is very interested about these things']
Kwang Hee, do you want to give it a try?
'When I hear a dirty story, I pretend--'
'I don't understand it.'
I pretend I don't know.
We will check the answer now.
[First place for people under twenty]
[First place for people in their twenties]
'In order to pretend I'm innocent, I say, 'What do you mean?' when I hear a dirty story.'
It was mostly women giving this answer, right?
And they judge that it's helpful to act that way.
- That they have to act that way. - Right.
I think it could also be like this. If they were to agree to it
they are afraid that they might be seen as a promiscuous woman.
In truth, men may say they like women who like to hear dirty jokes or stories
but they want a girlfriend who doesn't know anything about it.
Hoping she doesn't know anything about it.
But it's burdensome if she goes overboard with it.
It's better to show a mysterious reaction to it.
You know how it makes you even more curious about her, right?
Having something mysterious about oneself makes others respect and like you.
You know I am a mom to two high school students, right?
My daughter said to me
'A boy and a girl got into trouble on their school trip.'
And they were suspended.
I was wondering what she meant by 'trouble.'
I couldn't say it myself but
- 'Did they do 'k'?' - 'What's 'k'?'
I meant 'kiss' but I didn't want to say that word to my daughter.
Because...
we used to act distracted when there was an erotic scene on TV, right?
You start talking about something else or go to the bathroom.
That's how we grew up, but the kids nowadays talk openly about it.
- 'What's 'k'?' - 'Kiss--'
'Mom, of course!'
I was so shocked by that.
'Mom, it's all right to kiss your boyfriend if you are 16.'
'I am sweet 16.'
- 'I did it when I was about 24.' - 'Why?'
- 'It has to be around that age.' - 'Mom, that's too late!'
I don't like it but I can't impose it on them, so I felt lost.
I talked to my husband about it that night.
You can't just be harsh to your children, right?
I came to a conclusion that there is a need for sex education.
How come parents can't imagine something like that?
Why are they so old-school about it?
When one reflects upon one's past
everyone thought of doing something like that.
- We also wanted to do something like that. - But parents are very old-school about it.
That's why I am totally open about it to my nephews and nieces.
At first, they didn't know what to do with themselves at first.
After a while, they were receptive and open to learning about it.
Let's check other times.
When they are walking home very late, they pretend they are
talking to their husband on their cell phones when someone's walking behind them.
- 'Oh, I'm right in front of the house.' - 'Oh, I can see you.'
Stage actors have a lot of costumes that are black, right?
I was wearing a large black jacket.
Can you imagine seeing someone wearing that at night?
So I sang for the person walking in front of me to make her feel better.
With Jesus, I can...
Saying you're religious?
With Jesus, I can fly to...
To make her feel better.
Saying that I go to church.
How about other items?
When their mom feels sad upon seeing her aged face...
Saying, 'What do you mean, Mom? You're still young.'
- I think this kind of lying is important. - Oh yes.
'I think I have a new wrinkle here.'
'Mom, everyone has it. But you're unique.'
['You're unique' might be the best compliment!]
But men don't know what to say.
There is something easy you can do.
When you're eating, you're having kimchi, right?
'Yes, the kimchi you make is the best.'
My mom thinks that's the case...
but I seriously don't enjoy kimchi made by other people.
My mom's kimchi is the only one.
But strangely, because I am not yet married...
So I make kimchi myself.
- You make kimchi? - Yes.
- With your mom? - Yes.
I didn't expect that.
When I am eating rice or soup
'Ah, Mom, I enjoy only your cooking.' She loves hearing that.
When they age, their cooking skill goes down a bit.
My mom is close to 80 years old now.
At one point I found that her cooking wasn't as good as it used to be.
When people age, their sense of taste changes.
It's been quite a while since she's lost her touch.
I feel very sad about that.
- Love bean sprout soup. - Really?
On my first vacation as a soldier...
- 'Son, what do you want to eat?' - 'Bean sprout soup.'
- 'Want some meat?' - 'Bean sprout soup.'
- 'Anything else?' - 'Bean sprout soup.'
I asked for bean sprout soup whenever I went home on vacation.
Sons do that.
I was amazed at how she could find bean sprouts in the middle of winter.
'Is my mom a superwoman?'
'Where did she get bean sprouts?'
- That's how mothers are. - That's true.
The moments that being fake helps you.
'What do you mean? What does 'kiss' mean?'
'You're the best. It was so good for me.'
'My congratulations to your winning the best actress award, Hye Jung.'
[Such a realistic re-enactment, Hee Sun]
Having a moderate sense of dishonesty does help you a little.
- [I was being fake...] - [Mi Oak...]
- [Don't worry about it.] - [Ha.]
- [I wore a wig.] - [I did too. I like comedy as well.]
- [I don't care if you're bald. I like funny guys.] - [Mi Oak...]
[Being fake + Love = It's still love]
Hwasin on Tuesday nights!
[You've been waiting for the R-rated version, right?]
Why are you beating around the bush?
- That's how men are. - Oh, man!
[So Yi Hyun: seducing a man in ten seconds?!]
The nation's pervert, So Yi Hyun.
We have three perverts here.
[Bae Soo Hyun is not just charming. He's seductive!]
I had no idea this would get so out of hand.
- Where do you live? - Want to kiss me?
There is a person sitting here.
I'll try that again.
That's annoying.
Hwasin on Tuesday nights!